Contains adult themes: this roundup covers posts by adult performers. Nothing explicit is described.
In brief: Over the Halloween weekend, Lana Smalls told party guests that a tooth found on them means she loves them, Maddie Wren apologized for whatever she said sprinting through Heathrow, Violet Myers and Jada Stevens told sick people to stay home, and Ava Addams questioned the return of low-rise jeans. All quotes are from their own posts on X.
Every holiday weekend produces its own literature. This one produced a lost-and-found notice, an apology to an airport, a public health order and a fashion complaint. Here they are, in no particular order of seriousness.
Lana Smalls: the tooth
On Oct. 31 at 1:38 p.m. Central, Lana Smalls posted what may be the most romantic sentence of the weekend: “if you found a tooth on you when you got home from brazzerween it means i love you.”
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“Brazzerween” is her spelling. Whose tooth, and whether it was real or part of a costume, she doesn’t say, and we didn’t view the photos she attached, so the mystery stays open. If you found one, apparently congratulations are in order.
Maddie Wren: an apology to an airport
A day earlier, Maddie Wren issued a blanket apology: “I’m sorry for the things I said when I was sprinting through Heathrow airport.” She didn’t say what she said, or where she was running to, which is the correct amount of detail. Anyone who has ever run through an airport understands. Wren has appeared here before, with a request for her fans.
Violet Myers and Jada Stevens: stay home
At noon Central on Oct. 30, as the party weekend began, Violet Myers posted guidance in her own words: “stay ur ass at home if you’re sick this weekend.” It drew more than 100,000 views, which is more than most actual health advisories get.
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That evening Jada Stevens added her own: “Being sick and knowingly bringing it to a shoot or convention is so inconsiderate.” She noted that people “have kids, lives outside the industry,” and finished: “Stay home and get better … it’s never that serious.” Neither named anyone or any event, and we won’t either. The advice works for everyone.
Ava Addams: low rise, again
Finally, on Oct. 31 at 1:41 p.m. Central, Ava Addams raised an objection to the fashion cycle: “Wait are we really doing this low rise trend again,” followed by a facepalm emoji. She attached a photo we did not view. The post drew more than 2,500 likes, suggesting the objection has broad support among people who remember the first time.
So, the weekend in summary: keep the tooth, forgive the traveler, stay home if you’re sick, and maybe check the waistline before you buy. Happy Halloween.
Sources: posts on X by Lana Smalls, Maddie Wren, Violet Myers, Jada Stevens and Ava Addams, Oct. 30–31, 2026.